Because of all of the AI-generated spam telling me how awesome my books are (sometimes describing books I did not write, just to get me to call them for marketing help), if you really want to contact me, you can do so through social media, friend me on Goodreads, or snail mail. Sorry, but this is life. Please know that I appreciate you if you're a real reader of my books and am glad to share my thoughts with you. Aloha!
Example: Email (note, I'm not Jeanette, and I didn't write Divine Veggie Mama. I think they are using AI agents to attack contact forms!)
Contact
Name
Rollan Callum
Subject
The Real Fountain of Youth”… but only 2 reviews? Jeanette, we need to talk 🥤✨
Message
Jeanette, You’ve literally bottled up the fountain of youth with your juicing recipes—glowing skin, strong nails, shiny hair, healthy weight—basically every promise people chase down on late-night Google searches. 🍏🥕🥬 And yet… your book sits on Amazon with just two lonely reviews. TWO. That’s not a “glow,” that’s more like a flickering candle in a hurricane. 🕯️💨 With your Divine Veggie Mama platform, features on health & beauty outlets, and all that juicy (pun intended) credibility, your book should be dripping in glowing reviews the way a green juice drips down the side of the glass. Instead, it’s hiding quietly like kale at a kid’s birthday party. 😅 That’s where I come in. I run a private community of 2,000+ active readers who love lifestyle, wellness, and self-care books. They don’t just read—they leave authentic reviews that boost visibility and build trust, so readers scrolling Amazon stop, click, and buy instead of sliding right past. So tell me straight, Jeanette: are we going to let The Real Fountain of Youth stay stuck with just two reviews, or are we going to let my community sip it, love it, and shout about it louder than a juicer at 6 a.m.? 🥤🔊😉 Because let’s be honest… kale deserves better PR, and so does your book. 😂